BETTER CELEBRATORY PARTY
Written by: His Bareness, Mayor Raerfesh
Date: Wednesday, December 25th, 2013
Addressed to: Everyone
SHUT UP JHUGYR, REAL TSINKIN ARE IN HERE
I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR KIDS, YOU HAIRLESS GUTLESS MAN-WOMAN
SO SORRY IN FACT, MAYBE WE OUGHTA TEACH THEM HOW A REAL TSINKIN THROWS A PARTY
ANYONE WHO BRINGS A SCRAWNY LITTLE DELOS TSINKIN CHILD TO OUR TERRITORY IS GONNA GET GRAW BAW HANDSOME REWARDED
I MEAN ANYONE
WE'RE IN THE SOUTHERN TUNDRA, JUST HEAD WEST AFTER ALL THAT ENDLESS CRAP
BASTARDS
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lanosian, in the year 408 MA.