Now, think reasonably on this, Caleth. You can't just do this.

Where am I going to get my illegal enchantments now?

Oh, right, I still have the whorelocks and the magi, but they charge me
for them. You ruined my blackmarket, my profitable income, and my stored
gold stash.

So therefore, I refuse to forge clubs for anyone outside of my family.
This will remain in effect until such time as Caleth and the Sorcerers
can enchant me some more illegal enchantments.

My apologies for any inconvience this may cause, please direct all hate
mail to our good supplier Caleth for forcing me into this action.

My hissy fit is complete,
A. Ikari

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Phaestian, in the year 292 AF.