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Pots 4

Written by: Lieutenant of the Tsol'teth, Ximili Ximilus
Date: Tuesday, October 30th, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone


For reference, Pots 1-3 are 8700, 8825, and 8853 if I'm not mistaken. If
I am, then so be it.

Gylend says, "You'll probably have to seduce the victim into bed and
then do the horizontal slide all night to get a doll...omg...we -are-
all going to die."

Cyre says, "Give me runelore instead of forging and I'll tear you a new
blowhole."

Saerix tells you, "Fine, you weiner."

Sprete says, "*puts on a frilly dress, a golden cape, and shiny shoes.
Then procedes to stick his fingers in his ears and skip around in
circles singing*."

Calhoun intones, "Coran, you little terd, come fight me and stop picking
on my order mates...woman."

Mordyval tells you, "I hate sleep." - where'd that come from? I miss
Mordy

A Herculean voice booms, "Fear me for i am Jerle." - one acronym, rofl

"Im more of a retard then a idiot." - Tidal

Estach says, "*orgasm* Thank ye Zeikan!""

Sent by: Mephisto "Ah right, thanks Ximili" - hhahaha someone thanked me

"You are weird. Stay away from me" - Charlotte

Korr tells you, "I hate you so much I want to have your kid!"

Grimsblade tells you, "I like you so much that I will damn you, judge
you, and dance on your corpse."

Dramon tells you, "Booo, yoou silly mooOo moo, yyoz. **spaank spaank
Sspj *hic* jnk*."

Zeres tells you, "Heh, Saruman sold me a 'very sexy sheer bra' the other
day...that somewhat ventures into the creepy zone... he's my dad for
goodness sake, why is he selling me a bra?"

Caspian says, "Yo yo yo, wassup homie?" - It's submissions like these
that make me afraid of the Caspianite Order channel.

Knovbel tells you, "I'm bored as hell with my lack of friends anyways."

Ogrebushi says, ""when i was a newbie i walked to shallam in the snow
uphill both ways"."
Shakti says, ""and killed paladins with a wooden spoon"."
Ogrebushi says, ""and not just any wooden spoon but the wooden spoon i
had to wittle myself from a bigger wooden spoon"."

Arcos tells you, "You sure you've got any dignity and self=respect to
sell at all?"

Saruman tells you, "I'm busy killing birds with a sickle."

"Eternal Evil Chaplain Hwolf Lucoster says, "Maybe Im the woman in the
relationship." - Only if you want to be!

Jerle tells you, "You're lucky you didn't get genital warts!"
Jerle tells you, "If you put that in pots i'm gonna be pissed."

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Scarlatan, in the year 290 AF.


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Public News Post #9058

Pots 4

Written by: Lieutenant of the Tsol'teth, Ximili Ximilus
Date: Tuesday, October 30th, 2001
Addressed to: Everyone


For reference, Pots 1-3 are 8700, 8825, and 8853 if I'm not mistaken. If
I am, then so be it.

Gylend says, "You'll probably have to seduce the victim into bed and
then do the horizontal slide all night to get a doll...omg...we -are-
all going to die."

Cyre says, "Give me runelore instead of forging and I'll tear you a new
blowhole."

Saerix tells you, "Fine, you weiner."

Sprete says, "*puts on a frilly dress, a golden cape, and shiny shoes.
Then procedes to stick his fingers in his ears and skip around in
circles singing*."

Calhoun intones, "Coran, you little terd, come fight me and stop picking
on my order mates...woman."

Mordyval tells you, "I hate sleep." - where'd that come from? I miss
Mordy

A Herculean voice booms, "Fear me for i am Jerle." - one acronym, rofl

"Im more of a retard then a idiot." - Tidal

Estach says, "*orgasm* Thank ye Zeikan!""

Sent by: Mephisto "Ah right, thanks Ximili" - hhahaha someone thanked me

"You are weird. Stay away from me" - Charlotte

Korr tells you, "I hate you so much I want to have your kid!"

Grimsblade tells you, "I like you so much that I will damn you, judge
you, and dance on your corpse."

Dramon tells you, "Booo, yoou silly mooOo moo, yyoz. **spaank spaank
Sspj *hic* jnk*."

Zeres tells you, "Heh, Saruman sold me a 'very sexy sheer bra' the other
day...that somewhat ventures into the creepy zone... he's my dad for
goodness sake, why is he selling me a bra?"

Caspian says, "Yo yo yo, wassup homie?" - It's submissions like these
that make me afraid of the Caspianite Order channel.

Knovbel tells you, "I'm bored as hell with my lack of friends anyways."

Ogrebushi says, ""when i was a newbie i walked to shallam in the snow
uphill both ways"."
Shakti says, ""and killed paladins with a wooden spoon"."
Ogrebushi says, ""and not just any wooden spoon but the wooden spoon i
had to wittle myself from a bigger wooden spoon"."

Arcos tells you, "You sure you've got any dignity and self=respect to
sell at all?"

Saruman tells you, "I'm busy killing birds with a sickle."

"Eternal Evil Chaplain Hwolf Lucoster says, "Maybe Im the woman in the
relationship." - Only if you want to be!

Jerle tells you, "You're lucky you didn't get genital warts!"
Jerle tells you, "If you put that in pots i'm gonna be pissed."

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Scarlatan, in the year 290 AF.


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