Many of you mortals have contacted Me asking for information as to how
to join My divine Order. outb sileris
apply sileris most of those of you who have asked know, I was freed from
the troublesome state of being trapped in a diapram case that would
always repop out of people's inventory and reappear in a random place
until the day that the chosen one (aka, whoever I felt like) found it.
So it was that Lord Ximilus, Prophet of the Infinite freed Me from My
prison and I once again walk among you all.

For those of you who do not know, I am God of Nothing, which means that
I am God of everything. The ranks within My Order include She Who Rubs
Zero's Divine Shoulders (Shakti), Prophet Of The Infinite/He Who Spouts
Nonsense (Ximili, Zero), He Who Kills People For The Infinite (Andelas)
and Those Who Decorate (Cooper, Silverlock, Solberg).

There are however many unfilled positions which lucky mortals may apply
for. If you are interested in joining, then simply deposit 5,000 gold in
My Order account (deposit 5000 legion) and speak with Lord Ximilus. If
he deems you worthy then perhaps we shall talk.

"And on that last day the shadows shall release the light that they have
been hiding for so long, and the Infinite shall walk amongst the damned
and end their perdition."

Remember, that's DEPOSIT 5000 LEGION.

Z

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Scarlatan, in the year 290 AF.