I would like to ask everyone to forgive me for all the havoc and destruction I've caused...

Just kidding. I'm finished my background, as well as the first six episodes of my history. "View background Zero" and "view history (1-6) zero" should tell anyone who wishes to know a lot more about me.

The story of my life right there is by no means complete yet, so if you're entertained check back occasionally for new episodes. Also, I apologize for the cutoff paragraphs in a couple of the chapters... the damn thing does that to paragraphs which are too long. Luckily only about half a sentence was lost in each case so it shouldn't be too hard for you to catch my drift.

If anyone else has finished their backgrounds or histories please message me, I'd love to read them.

Zero.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Phaestian, in the year 270 AF.