More to her list

1)...You're suprised when midget women don't have beards
2)...When your cat doesn't regain it's balance faster after falling from a third story window, you're upset
3)...You try to summon a water weird, but all that ends up happening is you falling in a pond
4)...You go down to the local graveyard looking for either ghouls, ghasts, vampires, wraiths, or wights
5)...You've actually tried to pike someone
6)...When your professor asks for a written composition, you say you were unable to finish it due to a lack of mana
7) You change your religion, just so you can see if monks REALLY have telepathy
8)...Thakren makes sense
9)...You tattoo a shield on your chest, so that when you're in a barfight, you're protected
10)...You've actually asked for kawhe at your favourite restaurant. (I actually did that once)

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Valnuary, in the year 261 AF.