This is such a refreshing change from the normal posts that i thought I'd add a couple.

You realise you need to go to the bank and try to view so that you can track to someone in the vicinity.

You always put your money in your pack before you leave a room

You wake up from sleep and stand up immediateley and search the room

You talk out loud to your best friend who happens to be the other side of the country, then realise you haven't even picked up the phone yet

You constantly try to check your score every time you do anything well

You go into shops and shout "Wares" at the keepers, expecting to see a list of goods

You tell the postman that he should give up and let the doves do it

You announce to people that you have credits for sale and demand 2k each

you get drunk and expect to be alright in half an hour

You keep ending up with a bruised tailbone expecting to be able to swing gracefully up into the trees.

You throw dust over yourself then run up behind people and poke them, thinking they can't see you

ok, i think that's enough for tonight *grin*

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Valnuary, in the year 261 AF.