Hello yes how are you all, awful right, that's okay, I have come to some conclusions and have decided upon a best course of medical treatment to address the plaguedemic. Please read on.

What We Know:
1. The plague is spread through something. Maybe breathing I don't know.
2. The plague leads to coughing and itchiness and sneezing.
3. This is Cyrene's fault.
4. The plague can sometimes be fatal unless you pay your protection fees.
5. The plague is highly contagious.
6. That evil spiteful jerk of a squirrel has not yet been captured.
7. Young Tesha is still missing.
8. Oranges have not yet been picked up.
9. Oranges were requested prior to the plague.
10. The Tesha Haters are surprisingly knowledgeable given their poor taste.


Conclusions:
1. The plague affects individuals at the meatbolm level, including skin, and whatever's going on under the skin. I don't know I'm squeamish.

2. Everyone who breathes invites the risk of catching the plague.

3. Oranges taste good and have nothing to do with the plague.

4. In order to protect yourselves, you should stop breathing. This way you will not catch the plague.

5. If you do get the plague, one of the early stages before it progresses is your skin starts itching. Therefore if you get the plague you should remove your skin so that it can't get itchy, and then the plague won't get worse.

6. We should set Cyrene on fire. Their water has somehow started the plague and the fire will burn the water, leaving salt behind. Salt is healthy, and that is why it is put on food, to keep it from making people sick. Therefore once the water is reduced to simply salt, the plague will be ended.

7. We still need to find Young Tesha.


Let me know if you have any questions. Thank you for your compliance with these new medical standards adopted at the height of scientific knowledge and medical advancement.


Sincerely,
Tesha Young

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Chronos, in the year 978 AF.