Today I received a few letters from someone requiring my help. I have concealed their identity to provide unbiased biased opinions.



They read as follows:

Dear Jonesey,

My wife is cheating on me with my brother, I can't prove it but I just know it to be true. They way they looked at each other at my mothers funeral, I knew something was up. Should I confront my wife or my brother? What Would Jonesey Do?

Sincerely,
Keepin it in the Family

Dear Keepin it in the Family,

It's quite simple what I would do, I would go after my brothers wife. It's what my deceased mother would want. Justice served.





Another letter reads:


Dear Jonesey,

I don't have any gold. What Would Jonesey Do?

Sincerely,
Brokeness

Dear Brokeness,

Have you considered doing something strange for some change? Today can be the start of the rest of your life, if you just seize the opportunity in front of you. Just the other day I remember not having any gold... No wait, that never happened. I'm rich.

Have you tried to be rich instead of poor? I believe this would solve your problem. That will be 1 gold please.


If you enjoyed todays excerpt from "What Would Jonesey Do", please write a letter and send it to me with your problems and I, Jonesey, will give you my unbiased biased opinions on how to solve your problems.

Please include 1 sovereign in your letter so I know you mean business.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Daedalan, in the year 790 AF.