I have read tales of old, and a few much more recent stories of people who ascended to become gods. These such people were of great strength, or very wise, or perhaps just in the right place at the right time. They went on to become the best they could be, and that is what I want.

However, I do not know how I would go and do this. Many proclaim that it is impossible, yet I doubt this. I strive daily to be stronger, smarter, -better-, and I know my journey is far from over. But I need to know that it is still a viable goal to have, and perhaps what the people would want from a god. What would Jonesey do? Strike out on his own, pave his own path? Or go along with his fellows, and rely on the strength of their numbers?

Thank you,
The Ghost of Ashtan

Dear The Ghost of Ashtan,

Nothing is impossible if you put your mind to it, the reason you haven't succeeded yet is because you have too much no in your heart. A positive attitude will take you far.

I like to say that right now someone less intelligent then me right now is doing exactly what I want to be doing. The difference is hard work and a bit of luck, work hard and you too can see your goals accomplished.

Now as far as what Jonesey would do..... Blackmail always has excellent results. Find someones hot button and apply pressure until you have your way with them. Have someone else work on your behalf and take the credit and glory.

Love Jonesey



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Dear Jonesey,

I would like to get stronger so I can be amazing physically, mentally, and emotionally. Do have any suggestions or advice for me?

Sincerely, A noob


The simplest way to get stronger is to stop being weak. There are many avenues of weakness such as mental and physical, but there is emotional weakness as well. Fight off being weak and improve at your weakest areas and you will gradually see strength.

Now as far as what Jonesey would do.... Blackmail always has excellent results. Find someones hot button and apply pressure until you have your way with them. Have someone else make you stronger and enjoy the ride.

Love Jonesey

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Aeguary, in the year 790 AF.