I just wanted to wish all my haters a Merry Logomas.

During this time of year things must be especially tough for liars since the holidays are a time of togetherness and quite frankly you have no one. There is no one that cares about you and that must be why you are the way you are. Thats why I, Jonesey, want to wish you an especially special Logomas tidings while you sit alone and unloved reading this post. Even though I do not have fonds thoughts of you, just know at least one person is thinking of you and maybe if you become a better person that number may even increase to two.

Perhaps you should take time to reflect on what an awful person you are and use this as an opportunity to be less miserable with your failures that you have come to accept as your life. If you improved there is even a possibility that you can have a great Logomas (next time).

Best of luck and remember I am plotting on (thinking of) you.

-Jones

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Miraman, in the year 789 AF.