This first statement is mainly directed at those who seemed to find
Agrias' obviously jocular posts a suitable reason to hunt, kill, and
defile. Get your heads out of your arses and lighten up. An obvious joke
like that should have either been laughed at if you found it amusing, or
ignored if you didn't. If you're going to take it that much to heart I
really must say you're a complete idiot.
This second statement is saying that the first statement doesn't apply
to those of Mhaldor who were offended by the parodying of the Seven
truths. Offense at that is understandable, and I will offer my apologies
for it upon the behalf of my ordermates. I would also like to emphasise,
that in the future perhaps stating your offense and awaiting or
requesting an apology might be the more mature course of action. And
yes, while it was mainly Agrias' invention (possibly entirely, I wasn't
that involved), it was done in the Order's name, hence I offer our
apologies.
This third statement is pointing out the stupidity and cowardice
involved by those who chose to defile in response to the obvious joke.
You attacked the shrines of a very small Order with a Dormant goddess.
What was the purpose of this? I hope you find yourself ravaged by overly
horny wendigos.
This fourth statement is stating that those in the second statement are
exempt from the third statement as well as the first statement, with the
rest of the stuff I wrote there too.
This fifth statement would like to emphasise what a waste of money this
was, even if it seems to have been necessary, it shouldn't have been.

-Nut

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Sarapin, in the year 404 AF.