The Most Holy Empire of New Ashtan wishes it to be known that we had
nothing to do with any shrine defiling. Unless humping counts as
defiling. You guys can totally blame us for that. We were all over those
shrines.

While we surely appreciate the enthusiasm of the defiler(s), we would
like them to know that they are like the kid who brings a butcher knife
to a pillow fight, and ruins it for everyone.

That aside, we've still got your bird, his name is Curtis, and he will
not shut up about how you guys smell like butt. Please make him stop. If
this is some sort of insidious plan to cajole us into surrender, we wish
it to be known that we will not negotiate with tenorists. Please send an
alto or higher to the treaty negotiations.

His Royal Emminence, Tiax

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Sarapin, in the year 404 AF.