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Public News Post #15334

Humour, and a game proposal

Written by: Father Wulfen
Date: Friday, October 7th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


Hail, Sapience.

We all make our mistakes, and I think it should be obvious that
everybody in the realm enjoys a little joke from time to time. I realize
that the recent outburst of humour was undertaken by two individuals,
and has doubtless caused some consternation among their unknowing Order
mates. I appreciate, additionally, how the games that my fellow Sapients
play increase our enjoyment of life in this realm.

I would like, then, to propose a little game, because we all enjoy a
good chuckle.

More specifically, over the next six months, send me letters containing
the severed heads of the blasphemers Rosirine and Agrias. Many letters.
I will reward the senders with gold, in proportion to the number of
heads received.

Please ensure that Rosirine and Agrias scream out in torment before they
die. I promise I shall laugh once for each dram of agony that they
suffer.

In service,
Father Wulfen
Tyrannus of Mhaldor

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Daedalan, in the year 404 AF.


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Public News Post #15334

Humour, and a game proposal

Written by: Father Wulfen
Date: Friday, October 7th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


Hail, Sapience.

We all make our mistakes, and I think it should be obvious that
everybody in the realm enjoys a little joke from time to time. I realize
that the recent outburst of humour was undertaken by two individuals,
and has doubtless caused some consternation among their unknowing Order
mates. I appreciate, additionally, how the games that my fellow Sapients
play increase our enjoyment of life in this realm.

I would like, then, to propose a little game, because we all enjoy a
good chuckle.

More specifically, over the next six months, send me letters containing
the severed heads of the blasphemers Rosirine and Agrias. Many letters.
I will reward the senders with gold, in proportion to the number of
heads received.

Please ensure that Rosirine and Agrias scream out in torment before they
die. I promise I shall laugh once for each dram of agony that they
suffer.

In service,
Father Wulfen
Tyrannus of Mhaldor

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Daedalan, in the year 404 AF.


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