You are hereby banished from the Sacred Order of the Cowbell.

May your path lead to greener pastures.

For a more normal response: Sorry, but when you are in a room with three
people about to jump me, the mind begins to worry. I did not accuse, I
asked, you went off on a complete tanty like a 5 year old boy who just
had his favourite toy taken away.

Next time, just say, "No, Aztecia, and I am hurt you could think I
would" and you will get a meaningful "Sorry, Mayhem, but there are a
bunch of people about to jump me and you are sitting with them" at which
time you would likely give an comprehending "ohhh!" and assure me you
are not, again.

But hey, that would be a normal person's response, and you and I, Mayhem
old friend, are not normal people.

I wish you all the fortunes in the world,

Aztecia C. Fuil'gra
Ps. I just realised people are going to think the "C" stands for
Cowbell. I assure you, unlike Skye, I am not named after inanimate
objects.

PSS. Hi Skye!

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Daedalan, in the year 397 AF.