Lord Sartan,

Once again you go to prove that evil and a good sense of humour
are not incompatible, as many of your followers attitudes have
persuaded me to believe. There is a sheer brilliance to the
thought that you have decided to be evil enough to screw over your
own city, and your own followers.

You remain sir, a comic genius,

Mendax Mendacis, on behalf of The Humour Council of Sapience.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Scarlatan, in the year 334 AF.