Greetings, Slask!

After going over your 'deep thoughts,' I figured it was time for me to
waste my 1,000 gold and share my opinion with you on them.

Every time I am awake, I listen to the telepathic channels, I laugh and
nod along with the people I converse with. And sometimes, we go into a
nice little chat that ends up with something being hilariously funny and
I can't help but to take quill to parchment and copy the incident down.
This is where the Pots comes from.

Now, I don't know who started the Pots myself. I took up the fun when I
was a Sorceress from Feliss's lead, and then I took over the entire
writing of Pots when Mama Catlynne couldn't. Now, no one can write pots
down as funny as Feliss or Catlynne. You just can't. I try, and mine
have been.. good enough to get by. But who can top the hilarious
workings of Zsarachnor pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu, Taug
dressed up as Vorn with a funny hat, Sh'Fah, pet of Myztlee Veetra,
Belladonna, harem girl of Myztlee Veetra, The Great Mhunna, dressed like
Synthesis, A Baby Rat pretending to be Evantiser with a pink tutu,
Ydachikachishiroul, Saffire, and Ariadne? Can you? Nay. Can I? Never!

And so, although your 'deep thoughts' can bring a, erm.. smile to my
face, yeah, that's it.. I ask that you please take them to a private
board where they can be properly read by those who would simply fall
over and die without them.

And just so you know, Ximili was about a million times funnier than you
are.

Follower of A Mutton Chop,
Cosmos Winterhart-Elin'Tindome

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Chronos, in the year 332 AF.