...I don't get you people. I know I can't be better than Ximili. Ximili
is a genius, I'm an idiot. There's a big difference there. And despite
popular belief, nothing can stop me from posting more LDTs.

I'm Slask, Bane of Intelligence, that's all you need to know. I don't
care if I only bring a smile to your face. You're 1 person. 1
insignificant person. I get praised for the Lost Deep Thoughts. 68
messages, either insulting or thanking me. And to insult me, is to
encourage me.

"I think your post is mighty funny" -Garren

"Gods, your LDTs are great" -Simoln

"Hehe, i love the posts. very funny.." -Rua

"Your deep thoughts are by far.. the highlight of my year... Keep em'
coming! No matter what the goofballs say!"-Diocletian

1 person who thinks the Lost Deep Thoughts are pointless, is just
another person. As long as I have support, LDT lives on.

Feliss and Catlynne? The who's in the what now? I've never heard of
these people, and I don't really want to. There is 1 master of Pots,
Ximili Ximilus. Feliss and Catlynne I'm assuming don't post on the
public board as did Ximili, and as do I.

Considering this, they don't deserve to bear the name of Pots. I'm not
saying I do, or my next post would be called 'Pots 14'. To bear the name
of Pots, you must at least be courageous enough to post it publicly, not
caring what everyone else thinks, says, does, or whatever. If public
humiliation was a good hostility reason, I'd be in Minia, and I wouldn't
care.

I have 3 LDTs left, nothing's going to keep me from posting them.

Ximili was about a million times funnier than I am? Ximili is god, you
should know that by now. And what's with the past tense?

Ximili > Slask > Cosmos

Keep posting for all I care, I don't have anything better to do but
reply.

I'm down for whatever.
Slask, Bane of Intelligence

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Glacian, in the year 332 AF.