I don't have the money for this crap.

Aelis, you expect me to get off probation after I've waited, what, 9
years? I'm trying to set a new record!

Mutton Chop, you have disgraced me! You will be eaten by me along with a
large piece of cheese!

And whoever else wrote to me, bah to you. I can't remember it.

Now, on to LDT 5:

There's gonna be a few extra Anonymous ones in here, just because a few
of the quotes is from a very good friend of mine, and he's asked to be
anonymous. If you wanna go for the bad joke like I usually do: Yes, I
actually have a friend.

"Hashan, as I've heard and read, have a system of justice that isn't
seriously my.. erm.. 'style'." -Zypher

"Ashtan makes Shallam look like Hashan." -Anonymous

A host of colourful fireworks explode into the sky, announcing the
formal marriage of Nekojin and Izcee.
A powerful male voice shouts, "Congrats Nekojin, your a lucky bastard!
As for Izcee, I don't know drunk he got you to agree to this, but I feel
sorry for you."

First Words
-----------
(Ashtan): Saruman says, "OK, last chance to raise some dirt on Zypher.
If not, he's joining the city."
(Ashtan): You say, "I got nothing, he's fine....damn."
(Ashtan): Torvick says, "Hell, if Tonic got let in, Zypher will make
Archon for sure *grin*."
(Ashtan): Zypher says, ".. I heard that."

Messages
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#48 Rhakshai: 4/13/6:22 "Next time, instead of writing a public post to
respond to people who diss your posts, why not just send the 1000 gold
to me? I could use the money, and I'm sure the people who insulted you
in the first place just ignore the posts telling them to shut up
anyway."
You sent the following message to Rhakshai: It's more fun this way.

#49 Rukimoro: 4/13/7:51 "I love you, man. And not just because of your
deep thoughs."
You sent the following message to Rukimoro: Not exactly sure where else
you'd know me from, but my guess is your drunk. Thanks anyway, though.

#50 Gondor: 4/13/15:07 "A shame that you, yourself, have had to resort
to petty insulting. I suggest you watch your mouth, it may lead you down
roads ending at stops you don't want to stop at. By the way, the humour
council is not only correct, but much more 'funny' about things than you
have been."
You sent the following message to Gondor: Petty insults? How dare thee
consier my insults petty! I thought they were quite clever.
You sent the following message to Gondor: Bah, I can't spell, that's
consider. Heh.

#51 Rua: 4/13/16:42 "Hehe, i love the posts. very funny.."

"Seemingly. I think I'll be the ONLY Sentinel who enjoys LDT. Just to be
unique." -Anonymous Sentinel

#52 Lajon: 4/13/21:12 "Your posts are funny. People just hate it when
theyre embarrassed or when someone starts going out of the norm. Keep up
the funny posts"

#53 Linus: 4/13/21:20 "You got told by a damn mutton"

#55 Shazara: 4/14/1:06 "What are you? A diluted Ximili wannabe?"
You sent the following message to Shazara: Yep.

#56 Torn: 4/14/3:48 "No one likes you. Go away."

#59 Thorod: 4/15/4:10 "Keep up your deep thoughts! they are great though
pots still top them~" -Nothing can top Pots. I can mathematically prove
it: Pots > You.

May the Logos grant you the mercy I won't... And stuff.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Chronos, in the year 332 AF.