I'm sure many of you have spent days ponder over just how great Mendax
really is.
I'm sure many of you are also confused as to what I'm going on about, so
I am here to enlighten those of you that have not yet had the pleasure
of the Greatness that is my Daddy.

Mendax Mendacis, the Dude. Yes, I'm sure you've all seen the name. I'm
sure you're all enthralled by just how great this man actually is.
Take a moment of time, each day to reflect upon this greatness. In due
time, with enough reflection and by giving him bearhugs each time you
see him, you too shall be in awe of the true GREATNESS that is Mendax.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Chronos, in the year 332 AF.