Aelis, your post was extremely offensive to those of us with humor, and
your posting rights should be taken away. Yes, Slask is a
Ximili-copycat. But its still funny.
Callianessa, you smoke to much cactus weed and have an overinflated ego
just because you won an election against Llew, which I add, you only won
because you adopted just about every jester who would join your family,
thus putting them in your favour. Oh, and you outguilded almost everyone
who voted for Llew, except Mendax. But Mendax is cool, so I won't say
anything about him.
Ralph can't decide whether he wants to be neutral, evil or good. Back
during the war, he helped mhaldor because 'he doesn't like seeing people
getting teamed' (we had a team of 40+ people raiding mhaldor). The next
day, I saw him walking around cyrene.
Libby needs to just suicide. According to very reliable sources, she
voted for Callianessa...we should get pk on her for that.
I hardly know Xaviere. all I know is, he's a jester secretary, thus
being a tool in Calli's evil scheme to rid the world of humour.
I don't talk to Berol much, though I have passed him several times in
hashan. Pretty suspicious fellow. I felt like killing him.
The bottom line is, your all just a bunch of wannabe clowns who tell
extremely bad jokes, and need to have your guildhall burned again.
Except Mendax. he's got a puppet of me.

Oh yeah, and if I ever find out who the 'mutton chop' is, Im gonna chop
it up into little niblets and feed it to the shallam orphans, then kill
the shallam orphans and offer their corpse to Lady Eris.
Bye

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Valnuary, in the year 332 AF.