Greetings Master Slask,

As a recently-hired representative of the sub-sub-sub committee of the
Jesterian Circle of Dancing Coxcombs and General Amusement, it has come
to my attention that a cease-and-desist order is on demand.

To us, your recent "Deep Thought" posts were unecessarily offensive and
at a negative lack of true humourous value. As much as we at the
sub-sub-sub committee tally the amount of people irked to the amount of
people amused in a delicate ratio to judge the entertainment value of
things, we find that your two most recent public posts (10914 and 10919,
respectively) have most indeed threw off our calculations and sent our
quadruped mathematician employees in Bopalopia quite mad.

A representative of the Humour Council by the name of Mendax Mendacis
has already approached you on your recent loss of your Humour rights
permit, which you so eloquently rebounded with an even more offensive
"Deep Thought" post (10919). Said post has exceeded the margin of
concentrated malice for a "humourous" rebuttal, hence sending our cow
employees further into madness from the spinning numbers on parchment
that are no longer primary.

Another representative of the Council - my esteemed colleague the mutton
chop - has addressed you on this issue as well, and it does you best to
heed his warning, as he does get quite tetchy for a foodstuff. It does
not serve your best interest at all to try to him what you did with
Council Secretary Mendax Mendacis.

For the main point of this news post, the Jesterian Circle formally asks
you to cease and desist from using the Jesters guild name as an excuse
to be an annoying little prick to people you barely know (10914). We do
not appreciate the reputation we get from one bad egg. We urge you to
please grow up and say "I do it because I am a Slask" instead of
cheating with "I am a Jester - I can not have a poor sense of humour".


Respectfully yours,
Mistress of Fools, Aelis Winterhart

P.S. Might I suggest you get on with your guild probation requirements
rather than harassing the good public?

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ero, in the year 332 AF.