Well, I suppose responding to Mulisha (heretofor reffered to as
the 'it') is an exercise in futility, but since this *is* a public
record, I would hate to let 'it's feeble drivellings and zealous
arse-kissing taint the minds of impressionable Achaeans everywhere
without a rebuttle.

So allow me to rebut.

Firstly, 'it' is a joke. And not a very good one at that.
More along the lines of a Knock Knock joke with an erroneous
punchline. 'It' has been in many a Guild in Achaea, betraying
people left and right, only to be tossed out along with the rest of
the refuse. That 'it' joined the company of more formidable
Jester Haters (oh, you know... the scorned ex-Jesters who sit and
seethe, pouring all their hatred into our Guild, and occasionally
robbing and killing a Jester as he sits in our Guildhall), is no
surprise to me. 'It' so very eager to please this cabal, that 'it'
jumps at every chance to pester, bedevil and attack us.

So why do we put up with 'it'? To be honest, we have no other
choice. He fears not death, silencing, robbery, shrubbing or the
occasional maggotting. There is nothing the Divine has thrown at
this fool, that 'it' has not shrugged off. If I sound a trifle
heretical, I beg your forgiveness, but it is a matter of record.
The fiend has infiltrated our Guild, time and again, using various
'disguises'. He lies in wait, the model Jester, before showing his
true colours. There is no defence against 'it's ilk. I only thank
Pandora that there are not many like 'it'.

Concerning 'it's remarks on the Public board, I have little to say.
You all know 'it' and the type of person 'it' is, and if you have
had any dealings with myself or the Jester staff, or my sister,
Callianessa, then you know what kind of people we are. I will
let our record of diplomacy and friendship speak for itself. Of
course if you would rather see people like 'it' in charge of our
infamous arsenal, I suppose there's little I could say to dissuade
you. I care not for 'it's personal attacks posted here. Honestly,
I am a tad bit disappointed. 'It' is usually more imaginative.
Perhaps 'it's losing interest in us? One can only hope.

I am quite sure you are all deathly bored if you've read this
far, so I'll close. If 'it' chooses to act on 'it's words, then so
be it. There'll be killing on both sides, and wailing and much
gnashing of teeth, and then it will be quiet for many years, before
the yearning in 'it' grows anew, and he strikes again. Rather
tedious, all-in-all. I suppose if 'it's scheme is to drive me to
suicide by boring me to death, 'it's nearly halfway succeded. I
am sure that this post will engender more hurtful responses than
kindly ones. Isn't it always the children who whine the loudest?

Your Magical Jesteress,
Libby Longshanks, Chic Harlequinnette and Priestess of Pandora


Penned by my hand on the 9th of Lupar, in the year 332 AF.