My dear Khadgar,

Although it may be difficult to understand your adolescent
feelings of desire and envy for the sheer sumptuousness of the
ladyfinger, coupled with her ineffable coolness (and for a dude
like myself to bow down before something in coolness is truly
a mark of respect) you may come to realise that truly this quite
marvellous ladyfinger and her cookie powers are quite beyond
anything a mere pancake is capable of performing, and though I
dare not bite her, she smells pretty fine too.

So my advice is leave the ladyfinger alone, or I'm sure that
it will not be only myself joining the ranks of the warriors
of deliciousness.

Yours in hunger,

The Dude

P.S. Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to food?

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Daedalan, in the year 332 AF.