Greetings Fellow Achaeans,
What a day is this, that the gingerbread men uprise and take over our
cities! What a day is this, that we sit idly by as they romp throughout
our streets, killing those who oppose them. The Pastries have revolted,
and deemed themselves delicious! Well my friends, this is a day when we
will fight back! I, Khadgar Dalaran, the brave leader of the Fellowship
of the Pancake hereby declare war on the armies of the cookie. May the
gingerbread men be brought down in the masses! May ladyfinger be slain
and rightly eaten by the hands of the Fellowship! Any of you who wish to
join my cause, rise to the occasion and contact me. We accept anyone,
regardless of race, clan, order, city, or guild. We wish only to destroy
the Cookies. Long Live The Pancakes!
-=Khadgar, Wielder of the Pancake=-

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Daedalan, in the year 332 AF.