Hello, Uncle Sartan.

Could you teach Me how to disguise testicles as Holy Orbs? What a bloody
great joke! Imagine Their faces when the glamours wear off and They find
Themselves fondling the genitalia of a great elk!

Please please please can You show Me how, Uncle Sartan? I'll lend You
the Cadeuceus of Castigation for a bit!

Pandora, Goddess of Mischief

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Daedalan, in the year 332 AF.