If you're so assured that there is no stupidity in your works, please
explain to me how you missed the obvious fact that the "negligible sense
of humor" belongs to my Lady Indrani in Her post to your worthless self,
and not me. I have a very healthy sense of humor, actually, especially
if it involves insolent Jesters being choked to death by a whip.

Obviously, you have not learned a smidgen from the Demon Queens
punishment, so Ill make things easier on you by accepting your
invitation. Meet up with me and we'll discuss the finer points of this
over my kind of 'drinks', and I'll gladly appease my insatiable penchant
for cruelty by lopping both your hands, and perhaps a few other
extremities, clean off.

And, since you are such a wise fool, perhaps you yourself should
distinguish the differences between "attention" and "intention." I am
not the one that needs the dictionary, my maundering, mite-plagued
mongrel moppet. Now, make scarce before I make a mockery out of your
mentally-defective mind, you maggot.

Althecea Kaj'ik, Lady of Snakes
(note that it's Althecea, and not Althacea)

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 330 AF.