My dear Althacea,

"rather negligible sense of humour", it is always my attention
first and foremost to amuse. Primarily to amuse myself, of course.

May I assure you that there is certainly no stupidity involved
in the works of this wise fool, I suggest that you pick up an
Achaean dictionary and learn the meaning of the word "satire".
Lady Indrani is a new divine as her divinity was only recently
conferred upon her by the actions of Lord Sartan.

Also I may be slightly inbred but everyone knows that incest
is cool. Some of the best people are inbred.

You keep your so-called "sins", I'll stick to the real vices.

Your dear friend,

The Dude.

P.S. Are you as turned on as I am by all this? You're a very
lovely lady and if you want to discuss the finer points of this
over a couple of drinks sometimes then I'd be happy to oblige.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 330 AF.