Brunch and Ducks

How much is that ducky in the window?
The one with the bright yellow feathers?
How much is that ducky in the window
I just want to put him in my stew!

I asked my mommy for gold today
to buy a ducky to munch
I asked my mommy for gold today,
And she told me I asked for too much.
Mommy told me to go out to play
I had not yet eaten lunch
So when I played with duckies today,
I chopped them all up for brunch.

I had ducky stew for brunch today!
It was so delicious, yum! yum!
I had ducky stew for brunch today
...Oh no.... Blackharp's here.....

I swear I didn't eat your duckies today
I'd never chop them up for my stew!
I didn't eat your duckies today...
oh good he's not looking
hop on your balloon giraffe and RUN!

by Kismet

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Chronos, in the year 451 AF.