After years of fighting, a new revolution has taken place. Now, the
forgotten and outcast of achaea have a new place that they can call
home, a place that will provide them with warmth, money and protection.

That place is my new clan, the Dark Harem.

After countless years, my life-long amibition of becoming what is in the
underground referred to as "King Pimp" has finally come to fruition. The
Dark Harem opens it's arms to any who want to make a sovereign selling
their services in love to others.

Joining The Dark Harem has many benefits. A chance to speak to people of
similiar interests such as yourself and to perhaps learn from their
increased experience and superior technique. In joining the Dark Harem
you have to sign a contract legally binding you as the property of the
clan head for the next five to ten years. This is of course for your own
protection so that the clan head and his legion of thug enforcers can
beat down anyone who mistreats you ladies. High priced juggalos need not
sign the contract as demand for them is less and when it does exist they
must be of exceptional quality.

Once you join you will receive protection, advice and advertisement as
well as shelter if you need it. All gold you make is your own, however
some small yearly clan dues must be paid. If someone gives you a hard
time about your profession or is too rough on you, tell the Daddy and he
will tap into the Harem funds in order to allow you to hire some
quisalis enforcers from our army of thugs who will make sure that it
doesn't happen again.

May you be homeless no longer!

Z Ikari.

P.S. I have heard some rumors that an organization known as the "Dark
Carnival" already provides juggalo services and is afraid of the
competition. In response to this I can only say that such sayings are
just that, rumors and nothing more. There is a clan called the "Dark
Carnival" it is true but they do not juggalo at all. I do not know the
details of what other services they perform but considering how Dresden
is one of their "Ringmasters" the sort of fetishes they attend to are
probably far too violent for the normal paying customer.

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Daedalan, in the year 304 AF.