In other news, Saruman was raped, robbed, beaten, and killed by a
freedom-loving band of friendly neighbors (read: lawless band of thugs)
while visiting the temple of his patron in the Vashnars. It's a crying
shame when someone else's freedom impinges on your own, ain't it?

--Y

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Phaestian, in the year 303 AF.