Time to play "Dissect the Post"

<<At the ripe age of 28 I find myself in the position of Secretary of
the greatest guild in Sapience, the Infernals.>>
Wrong! There is no "Greatest Guild" because everyone is so biased it's
just meh. Every guild is different in some way, and well.. Trying to
compare guilds for choosing the greatest is like trying to compare
Calhoun to a rock in intelligence. A rock is hyper-intelligent compared
to calhoun, and it's unfair to make such a comparison.

<<I join the order of the only God that any roamer of Sapience is really
worthy of following, Sartan.>>
Ok see now i've got to break out the slap, pet, bitchslap combo. That's
just angering. You're free to follow Sartan.. You're free to act like a
thug and claim yourself evil.. But damnit.. That's just foolish. It'd be
quicker if you just went and spit on Sarapis, rather then waiting for
all the disfavours to roll in. All Mortals should worship whomsoever
they damn well please. Bad Yosi

Bunch of Jerle-style(TM) babbling right here.. Nobody really cares..
Skipping ahead

<<The Infernals and Sartnites cannot be stopped.>>
Ermmm.. Wrong again. Newbies have a hard time bashing to get corpses to
defile.. But I digress.

<<The Infernals will follow Sartan until The Creator determines that the
Infernal class or Lord Sartan no longer exist.>>
Ok.. This is just.. Dandy.. very dandy.. I think it's cool.. Cause.. You
know.. He really dun care about you(at least from how I understand His
truths) or any other Mortal. You're just cannon fodder in His games. And
again.. Newbies make interesting followers.

<<You slay cute bunnies *spit* and mighty vampires without remorse all
in the name of POWER, FAME, FORTUNE, CREDITS, LEVELS.>>
... Bunnies are taking over the world.. They're everywhere.. And the
vampires.. yes let's let them live.. They're innocent..

<<There is nothing Light about this. There is nothing Harmonious or
Natural about these things.>>
... Ok.. This has been said billions of times over the millenia. EVIL
DOES NOT EQUAL DARK. Let me repeat. EVIL DOES NOT EQUAL DARK. The
reverse applies. GOOD DOES NOT EQUAL LIGHT. GOOD DOES NOT EQUAL LIGHT.
Harmonius? Imma offin' the the orcs.. I don't see what's out of
harmony.. Natural? Death is natural.. So what's not natural about it?

<<The chase after the Staff of Nicator was a wondrous showing of just
how Evil you all are.>>
Umm.. ooook then. I'm evil because.. I tried on the quiz.. I tried in
the egghunt.. I tried in the tumbleraces.. I tried in the combat
tourney.. I tried in the joke hunting contest.. I'm evil because.. why?
(SubNote: Shakti has just as much of a right to the staff as I or any
other Mortal does, so umm.. Be quiet now please?)

Blah blah blah.. More Jerle-style(TM) babbling.

<<I sacrifice myself in order that the voice of Evil and the Infernals
might be heard by The Creator.>>
Last I checked yeh weren't the Prophet or whatever Sartan calls it, of
Evil.. Might've changed but I was pretty sure that went to Xerimor..
Anyhow..

<<Adwyth Ymgnawdola, Syr Yosi 'r Caersalem, Infernal Orator>>
... Right.. Well at least I figured out why they call you Orator. You
say almost as much as I do, without actually saying anything. Good
show..

Ok now that my dissection is done.. A few miscellaneous notes
A) This post is aimed at Yosi. This ain't aimed at the Infernals, nor
the Sartanites.
B) This is laced with Humour. People need to laugh. If you take this
seriously, I'll harm you(Humour once more for the laugh-challenged)
C) The Infernals are officially throwing themselves into the mix with
Sartanites? DOes that mean the war will extend to Alliance versus
Sartanites and Infernals? Clarification requested.
D) I hate you all. *grin*

--
Abloo Feh Mingadlo, Sfe Jerle Minara, Runewardenishtic Orator of the
Third Degree.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Ero, in the year 300 AF.