outb sileris
apply sileris it seems a prerequisite now to adopt a rather bizarre
posting style when using the public board, and not wanting to seem
behind the times, I've decided to do likewise, so excuse that, please. I
know how irritating it is.

Whilst doing something or other, somewhere or other, something really
very interesting happened to me. This is obviously of no interest to
anyone worth their salt, but I've decided to share it with everyone,
because I'm charitable like that.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, visions of something or other, blah blah blah,
something devastatingly clever, in a kinda cool metaphorical way, blah,
blah, blah.

Anyway, at the very climax of my exciting vision, I saw some truly,
truly amazing things. The sky filled with glorious light, seraphic
choirs struck up a song at the very edge of my range of hearing, sheep
literally exploded, spewing innards and wool into the sky (reaching
impressive heights). Tiny, scary, flying creatures buzzed around the
electric atmosphere and then flew into walls at great velocity, blinded
by the three suns that had miraculously appeared over the horizon.

All this was so vivid, so very real, that I almost believe it. But,
then, I glanced over this board, and saw that someone had posted
something vaguely worth hearing about. At that point, I knew it was all
chimerical.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Glacian, in the year 299 AF.