880 Apoc: 12/1/8:08 "Heh. Nice pot.".

Branmany says, "I like to play with little boys". - Someone in Ashtan
submitted this

Todd, the Janitor says, "My death is not authorized!" - heh, sure isn't

"The Ratman, suddenly fed up with his mundane and repetitive job, snaps.
He pulls out his Auroran Mace and mows down 3 nearby orphans, then gnaws
off his right leg before cartwheeling into the ocean." - Clever illusion
witnessed by Zero

Khalid tells you, "Always with the shrubbing..."

Osakron has been slain by the might of a keen-eyed falcon. (his own
falcon)The soul of Osakron says, "NO BIRDY!!!!!" - Grom

Sarapis, the Logos says, "No one gives a s*** about a net right now." -
Tay

Gylend says, "S***. My panties are decaying today." - Gylend (he likes
to brag about his unmentionables)

Llewellyn says, "I have eyeballs."

Crucible says, "GROSS!" - Can you tell what is wrong with this
statement? That's right boys and girls, if Crucible hadn't been
drinking, she'd of said "...Gross...!", but obviously you need to stay
away from the pipe.

Gylend says, "I dunno why the Sirens seduction skill prevents me from
attacking them. Love hasn't kept me from beating my other girlfriends."

Llewellyn says, "Aint noffin wrong wiff big girl love."

Koric says, "My pants rotted off. Hmm..."

Hwolf says, "Ok, all infernals must stop shaving there backs. Time to
get hairy."

Hele tells you, "Tranquility I became a memebr of the quilis mark but Im
smallish err im lvl 27 and I know thats really little but I think that
if I use my wits enough I can over come that disability and I was
wondering if you could help me seeing as your the strongest person in
achaea and im still having a debate on that cus I think you and sarapis
are equel cept he can build houses." - Tranq (that made my day)

(Ashtan): You say, "Ostriches are funny lookin'."
(Ashtan): Mordyval says, "So are you Ximili, whats your point?" - This
was a prelude to a longer, more exhausting conversation, which concluded
shortly before Azzazzello started with the blue-eyed people.

Iliana tells you, "Digs her fangs deeper into your skin upon command,
growling playfully, but too calm to keep it up." - Deceit

Llewellyn says, "Big girls are like gargoyles - they're both fun to ride
until your friends see you."


That concludes this Pots. Now, as to make my 1k worth spending, the next
section is to Malaclypse.

Dear Malaclypse

You used me as a reference in a public post without my express oral
permission. You are hereby condemned to much death and at least four
Rites of Humility. Let this be a lesson to you - never post someone
else's name on a public board when they have nothing to do with your
petty battle.

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Valnuary, in the year 296 AF.