Greetings Achaean,

I come to you today, with the lovely Carols of Logosmas. We'll start
with, The Three Days of Logosmas. Then we will proceed with 'Dresden is
Coming to Town' follow by, 'Druids Smell'. We will then move on to
'Silence Vibe'. And conclude our presentation with an old favourite. I'm
sure some of the younger people won't know this. But 'Dalamar the Red
Nosed Moosy'

The Three Days of Logosmas
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on the first day of logosmas my axes gave to me, a druids head piked at
NoT, on the second day of logosmas my axes gave to me, two fleshy
hearts, and a druids head piked at NoT. on the third day of logosmas my
axes gave to me, three headless corpses, two fleshy hearts, and it gave
me level seventy-threeeeeeeeeee.

Dresden is Coming to Town
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oh you better not shout, you better not cry, theres a silence vibe up
and im telling you why, dresden's on her way into town! shes making a
list, and checking it twice so kick her ass and dont be nice, dresden's
coming into town! shell jump you when your sleeping, shell run when your
awake, shell say duanathar and shout DELIVER! for goodness sake...

Druids Smell
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Gashing druids necks, cutting of their heads, ripping out their eyes and
hearts while laughing all the way! ha ha ha, heads on pikes we like,
making ashtan bright, oh what fun it is to gash a druids neck tonight!
OOOOHHHHHH! Druids smell, druids smell, Picking herbs all day, Oh what
fun it is to gash a druids neck today! Hey!

Silence Vibe
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Silence Vibe, Holy rites,
All is wronge, all in blight,
Infernals are slaying,
Churchies tonight,
Dresden is laying,
Convocation rites,
pray for salvation in peace,
while we rape all of your neieces!

Dalamar the Red Nosed Moosy
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Dalamar the red nosed moosy,
Had a very shiney nose,
and if you ever saw it,
He'd be weary pantyhose,;all of the other moosies,;used to laugh and him
freak,;and and if he ever heard them,;he'd tell them to kiss his beep,
then one bloody logos-eve,
Sarapis came to say,
Dalamar with your nose so bright,
Can Maran borrow your hose tonight,
then how the moosies loved him,
as they shouted out YOU FREAK,
Then maran got to keep the hose,
Cause damalar was shrubbed that weeeeeeek!

That concludes our caroling ... for now *snicker*
Sir Vexlore Sar'vet

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ero, in the year 294 AF.