So, you want to be evil do you? Do you think you've got what it takes to
join the baddest bunch of bad boys in the world? If your having any
doubts if the Order of Evil is for you, just take this test. The results
will speak for themselves.
1. Do you see war as the chance to
a) Test your skills and courage against honourable foes on the field of
battle?
b) An opportunity to get a group of good friends together, some good
food and wine, have a picnic at Approaching Shallam and butcher any non
Ashtanite that wanders past?
c) Repeatedly let the Beast from the Crypt out to kill the innocent so
you can loot what the beasts victims drop when they die?
d) A chance to convince Hashan that you are really a sweetheart deep
down and that justice for the oppressed is all you ever wanted to begin
with?

2. When Daemons invade your city. Do you
a) Stand by your fellow citizens and fight the daemons to the death?
b) Forget all about the daemons but happily kill those from other cities
who come to help you fight the daemons?
c) Hide out in a locked room and shout encouragement to the daemons and
deride the efforts of your fellow citizens?
d) Quick Quit

3. You should only leave your city
a) Alone?
b) In pairs?
c) Never in groups of less than 5?
d) Only when the Owho has more names on it than you can count on both
hands?

4. What does Sarapin mean to you?
a) It's the first month of the year?
b)A fun, party time, to dress up in cool clothes and spend quality time
chanting fun things with like minded men in an environment of love and
companionship?
c) A time to catch some helpless newbie then torture and murder them for
some poorly explained reason?
d) Who the hell is this Sarapin guy and how hard is he to kill?

Now, if you answered any of the above questions, you can obviously read,
which means that the Order of Evil is not for you. Intelligence like
yours is not to be encouraged you miserable worm.

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Miraman, in the year 293 AF.