Have you been in a bit of legal trouble lately? Got overdue fines to
pay? Accidentally tripped and speared someone with a longsword, and now
you need to be let off the hook? Well, have no fear. Lemon Aide Inc. is
the answer. For an incredibly reasonable fee, our recently formed law
firm will provide you with a qualified and talented lawyer to defend
your case (or prosecute should the need be.)

But don't take my word for it, look at the track record Lemon Aide Inc.
has. Since its opening, we have had a 100% success rate. Our attorneys
have never lost a case. And our legal representatives are not just money
grubbing pigs, as some would have you believe. We care about our
clients. We want to make sure you're treated fairly. The law is in place
for a reason, and we as attorneys can bend it and twist it so that you
benefit most from it.

Also, if there are any lawyers out there who are looking for a good
firm, contact me and we'll see if you're fit to be among the ranks of
the prestigious legal representatives of Lemon Aide Inc.

And remember our motto: When the law turns sour, Lemon Aide has the
power.

We work for you!
Lemon/<(x)>

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Valnuary, in the year 291 AF.