On this day, the mortal known as Zero Ikari has ascended to absolutely
nothing.

In celebration, POEE Chaplin Ximili Ximilus has founded the Following
the of Zero! All who wish to worship the magnificent non-Lord Zero are
welcome to join the Following of Zero. Daily activities include running
around like idiots, making sheep even more nervous, and of course, in
memory of our leafy friend Solberg, farting.

Everything done while in the Following of Zero is done only to make him
more honourable!

Hail unLord Zero! Hail! Oh and I'd also like to say hi to the unBear,
Claire. Hm what else should I say to make the most of my
gold....Fascists beware! Muha...

- Ximili Ximilus the Ximilian POEE Chaplin of the Ximilish Ximilists.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Miraman, in the year 290 AF.