Valorian says, "Please dont eat me."

Infernal Cyre Elseth, Knight of the Citadel says, "Too too."

Orim tells you, "You just told me nernad whats that mean."

"Heh it hurts to be this smooth" - Khalid

"I'm sick of this lag. It can go to hell. Bye." - Amitation

"*peer*" - Estach

"I'm going to put Tranq's name in my title so that people run away from
me before they realize that I'm not him". - Doook

Tranquility tells you, "You're special."

"The Cow says: MEOW! The Hippoppotomus says: Or-Or-Or The Chicken says:
Shallam!" - Vexlore

Tranquility tells you, "Shove it up your ass."

"I have a great big fat bitch that ties me up and spanks me when i back
talk her." - Zahan

"You're officially not a pacifist." - Cyre (you're mean, Cyre)

(Market): Lina says, "(Shallam): Lina says, "Deliver.""

"I decline, it would interfere with my spying." - Darkrider

"I love Janduin, but he won't marry me. He's such a tease." - Sprete


"Cyre has a brand of talking dolls?" - Amitation

"My Mastar Plan, the Great Fart." - Solberg

Phainein Bambi, Incarnation of Oneiros's voice powerfully resounds,
"Help me! Did you see the size of that thing? It was the size of a
prepubesent boy!"

I come with a lifetime garuntee of no rats popping out of my orphicis."
- Knovbel

"Knovbel is my best friend at all male parties." - Solberg

"Did you dress Calhoun like a goat and chase him around? *peer*."
-Charlotte

"Yeah it sucks to be left on a cold shower room floor bleeding from both
ends." -uhm, let's keep it anonymous

"Heh.. I originally read that as "Ximili, king of sodomites..."" - Seyne

"Nah Ximili doesn't do much sodomizing anymore. The thing is he got too
popular." - Llewellyn

"Solberg is a rapist." - anonymous (I know who it is, but come on, we're
all thinking it anyway)

"Go scimitars! *throws himself against a wall and dies of laughter*." -
Cyre

Khalid tells you, "*cry* this is the closest to zero credits ive ever
been."

Amitation says, "And then just Duanatharan in with Dresden's wings, and
go.. bidi boom bop, and yay. Then slash them with curare with my bastard
sword, and kill em.""

So you see, when you speak while under the influence of cactus weed, and
I am listening, you become immortalized.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Daedalan, in the year 288 AF.