Someone must have given you a LOT of fertilizer when you were shrubbed, Calhoun.

Quite frankly, I don't think anyone cares about what you have to say regarding something like that, because almost no one views you as "just" Calhoun if you know what I mean. This reminds me of Cooper's five hundred and one apologies... he was my mentor once, and I think I'm his only surviving protege. Go figure. He once told me that his apologies exist only to buy him the time to go and bash a bit so that he can start fighting again. I scryed you right after you posted that, and you were in Azdun. Hmmm.

I think what really makes your post funny though is the fact that you don't need to be the one to initiate combat to get into it, and a lot.

I sympathize with you Calhoun, I really do. In order to help you along your path to a new life, I'm going to start organizing "Death to Calhoun" outings so that your ranking drops so low you aren't worth killing. Then, all of your worries will be over and you can romp through Minia like the little rustler you are.

Zero.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Phaestian, in the year 270 AF.