Sorry if I've insulted anyone!!!

Some Achaean Yo Mama jokes
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1) Yo Mama so fat, she takes up two groves
2) Yo Mama so fat, people prism to her from Ashtan to Shallam and back
3) Yo Mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping she carved outte the Savannah crater
4) Yo Mama so fat, she donte need no mass salve
5) Yo Mama so fat, when she moved they discovered the Dun Valley
6) Yo Mama so fat, people rat arounde her for exercise
7) Yo Mama so fat, she gets discounts at Vinci's
8) Yo Mama so fat, and that's why we donte have tides
9) Yo Mama so fat, when she sprints, people donte know what hit them
10) Yo Mama so fat, people's last words are "touch tentacle Mama"

And also ...

Dyed in the wool Achaeans, part deux
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1) You feel that you cyn sense people's movements while you are asleep
2) You constantly get mistaken for the opposite sex because of your name
3) You donte realise that there are any people in the room withe you until you read their nametags
4) You wear a nametag altho you donte realise it
5) You have no idea what your girlfriend looks like tho you've byn going outte withe her for a week
6) You donte get wet when it rains
7) You do a double-take before you realise its night time
8) You prefer to meditate standing up
9) You do notte exercise because sleeping keeps you in great shape
10) You only pray after you are dead
11) You can ingest an infinite amounte of turkey drumsticks

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 263 AF.