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Public News Post #7301

The Dawnstriders' Fiendish, Secret Plan to Destroy the Rajamalan Race!

Written by: Zero, of House Montaganet
Date: Sunday, November 19th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


decapitate xandor
ooops

A very troublesome Dawntarget by the name of Otha has been attacking a member of my family for awhile. At first, he was killing a young lady, then he switches to the young ladies' defender, etc. He refuses to stop, so I portaled to him in the Dawntarget's guild shop and stabbed him to death. Anyway, to make a short story even shorter, I ended up in the Dawntarget's guild shop stock room and helped myself to everything in there, including the monolith sigil and various things I can't even use. I was _shocked_, however, by what I discovered.

a rajamala blanket.

At first, I thought, Oh, that's so cute, it looks like rajamala fur and... hey, wait, this IS rajamala fur!

This soft blanket appears to have been made from the skin of a rajamala. It has
a soft silk linning sown into the inside that is a dull gray color that stands
out in stark contrast to the tiger-stripped pattern on the exterior.
It has 98 months of usefulness left.

Then began the detective work. I asked around, and while I won't bore you with the details, it turns out that the Dawnstriders are planing the genocide of the entire Rajamalan race, afterwhich they intend to repopulate the world with horkvals of the serpent class.

Rajamala of the world, unite against this threat! As of now I still possess the cursed blanky, and can show it to you if you want.

No way in hell I'm signing my name to this. I didn't write it, you can't prove anything.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Aeguary, in the year 263 AF.


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Public News Post #7301

The Dawnstriders' Fiendish, Secret Plan to Destroy the Rajamalan Race!

Written by: Zero, of House Montaganet
Date: Sunday, November 19th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


decapitate xandor
ooops

A very troublesome Dawntarget by the name of Otha has been attacking a member of my family for awhile. At first, he was killing a young lady, then he switches to the young ladies' defender, etc. He refuses to stop, so I portaled to him in the Dawntarget's guild shop and stabbed him to death. Anyway, to make a short story even shorter, I ended up in the Dawntarget's guild shop stock room and helped myself to everything in there, including the monolith sigil and various things I can't even use. I was _shocked_, however, by what I discovered.

a rajamala blanket.

At first, I thought, Oh, that's so cute, it looks like rajamala fur and... hey, wait, this IS rajamala fur!

This soft blanket appears to have been made from the skin of a rajamala. It has
a soft silk linning sown into the inside that is a dull gray color that stands
out in stark contrast to the tiger-stripped pattern on the exterior.
It has 98 months of usefulness left.

Then began the detective work. I asked around, and while I won't bore you with the details, it turns out that the Dawnstriders are planing the genocide of the entire Rajamalan race, afterwhich they intend to repopulate the world with horkvals of the serpent class.

Rajamala of the world, unite against this threat! As of now I still possess the cursed blanky, and can show it to you if you want.

No way in hell I'm signing my name to this. I didn't write it, you can't prove anything.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Aeguary, in the year 263 AF.


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