I'd just like to lay to rest any rumours that Achaea is a haven for
counterfeiters. Harlequin is not, I repeat NOT representative of the
general quality of the patrons of this fine establishment. Indeed, he
represents the very worst in our clientele and should really be
harrassed on sight.
Penned by my hand on the 9th of Phaestian, in the year 173.