You very recently attempted to slaughter me without warning. Your excuse was my post regarding the Spawn's wishes. attacking someone without warning or reason is a disgusting display of dishonor and ignorance, something not very becoming of a Paladin. I only inform of the Spawn's plans, I am not the Spawn himself, and my death will not affect those plans. Your pathetic idiocies are not required nor appreciated.
If you still see fit to kill me, you will probably succeed, and I'm sure all will be impressed by your dishonorable unprovoked attacks on those who are much weaker than yourself. Oh, and do stop referring to me as "evil". I'm a very nice person, really.

Lemon

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Valnuary, in the year 251 AF.