Well guys, I've got a bit of gloomy news but I always
like to present the lighter side of it. So I'll do it my
way, I call it 'crazy style.' Ladies and Gentlemen (but
mostly ladies) I am single once again.

Gunthy "Stay Sweet This Summer" Uth'Wistan
Thought He Was A Bitter Man

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Daedalan, in the year 251 AF.