It hasn't escaped my attention that an insidious feeling of ennui has crept into the souls of those who have heard the Undeniable Truth of the Flat Achaea Theory. These persons feel that, the world being flat, they have no method of stretching terrestrial horizons, so to speak, without resorting to the use of mind altering drugs. Feeling trapped by the physical world, they seek escape in the use of the Heathen Devil Weed!

But, fear not! The world is NOT how it seems, and all will be revealed in due time! In the meantime, consorting with drug traffikers of the Heathen Devil Weed and seeking to gain an ascendency among those pudgy purveyors of perfidy will only serve to get you what we Tsol'aa called " gank'dd ". In short, you have been gank'dd.

I pray my words have cleared up the situation for you and that you are left naught but Hope for the Future of yourself and the world.

Selah...

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Valnuary, in the year 246 AF.