Achaean News
Round? Piffle! Pear Shaped? Piffle! A matter a fact...Piffle to ALL of you!
Written by: "Just Kidding, of Course" Glade Ceadanach, L'il Forest Tree
Date: Tuesday, April 11th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
It's pretty darned obvious to Me...and it should be to you too if
you even have the slightest bit of sense whatsoever that the planet
we're on is in the shape of my head. It may appear pear shaped,
or round, or flat...but thats just because you're not squinting and
cocking you're head 23.234638 degres to the left, and then twisting
you're ear the the left by a binomial factor of the square of
34i*5x=0 degres, and then converting it to Degres Logosius. Sheehs!
erm...Sheesh! Do I need to tell you people EVERYTHING?!?!?!
Wait wait...don't answer that...It's obvious that I DO have to tell
you everything...I mean, really folks. Next time, you'll be telling
me that my ego is small or something...Piffle!
Yours Truly, Glade Ceadnach
Penned by my hand on the 1st of Lupar, in the year 245 AF.
Round? Piffle! Pear Shaped? Piffle! A matter a fact...Piffle to ALL of you!
Written by: "Just Kidding, of Course" Glade Ceadanach, L'il Forest Tree
Date: Tuesday, April 11th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
It's pretty darned obvious to Me...and it should be to you too if
you even have the slightest bit of sense whatsoever that the planet
we're on is in the shape of my head. It may appear pear shaped,
or round, or flat...but thats just because you're not squinting and
cocking you're head 23.234638 degres to the left, and then twisting
you're ear the the left by a binomial factor of the square of
34i*5x=0 degres, and then converting it to Degres Logosius. Sheehs!
erm...Sheesh! Do I need to tell you people EVERYTHING?!?!?!
Wait wait...don't answer that...It's obvious that I DO have to tell
you everything...I mean, really folks. Next time, you'll be telling
me that my ego is small or something...Piffle!
Yours Truly, Glade Ceadnach
Penned by my hand on the 1st of Lupar, in the year 245 AF.