You may have noted that the Priests and Paladins were conspicuously absent from the list. That is because the members of the Church have no digestive tracts. Strange but true. This is to ensure, of course, that their shit don't stink (too good), to offer a crass paraphrase. They DO have livers, however, and will be most happy to knock the bungs from mass quantities of ale barrels, etc.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Scarlatan, in the year 245 AF.