A maggot suits you
I am almost totally positive their are few in the world that care, and the people who believe anything you say by now must be almost extinct.
Not even an infernal had the gaw to attack me on my wedding day, but alas you did. Shows the level of your intelligence, wisdom, insight, common sense and honour.

And fluffy will enjoy feeding on you .. she loves maggots *pets his birdie*

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Glacian, in the year 244 AF.