Well, this is really more of a comment, as most things are, but still. Earlier today, I had what I think was a heart attack. I had feasted on 20 bacon and 10 shots of tequila the day before. First, I started breathing heavy, and then my heart started hurting bad...real bad. My heart area specifically. After about 10 minutes I was fine, but unable to keep down much alcohol. I was wondering if this happened to anyone else, if so, just leave me a message, as I am just curious if anyone had an answer as to if I was poisoned or had a real heart attack.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Scarlatan, in the year 244 AF.